These examples of opening lines are effective because they evoke an emotional response. Not in this profile – and just like that, she’s on to the next one.Your competition is busy writing crap like this:“Working out, having fun and enjoying life! Boring does not trigger the emotional response you need to capture her attention.“Have fun and enjoy life” is too vague for her to imagine, and she’s not going to bother picturing herself on the treadmill next to you at the gym. But with our compelling opening lines, she’s reading every last word.Here are some moments that aren't associated with their actual abridgements, which can be found in the following pages: Gan: AH, MY GOD, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! *he attempts to flee the fire, only to be incapped and skid to a halt at Lani's feet* Taka: "Hey guys, I'm still in the building, where are you? Boasting understated minimal vibes with a sleek silhouette and signature stripes, step up your style and do designer the right way.Since TFS is a Ragtag Bunch of Misfits composed of veteran Abridged Series creators, they tend to be funny. It's merely implied, though completely believable, that this cat man can cat man do the job of blowing the planet to smithereens before you can say Cat Loves-- * BOOM* Kirran: "Woo boy, the Resurrection F arc! Lani: "In Battle of Gods, we're not subject to the finer details of his craft.
Lani: You're running around Metropolis one day, then 27 guys who can bench-press a planet just standing there, and Superman has to fight them, and fuck up you whole city. Way to waste an opportunity to expand on a film that desperately needed more time to explore its characters, then completely...well, we'd use the sound of a bowel movement here, but we're classier than that.
Here is another example of a travel intro done right: Feasting on shrimp fresh off the boat in Belgium, sampling Bordeaux deep in France’s wine country, and exploring Marrakech’s night markets… Right now I’m touring the Caribbean via yacht, trading government secrets, working on my tan, and holding a Mai Tai… Humor can be a tricky thing on dating profiles, because it’s so subjective.
I might not be able to compete with Andrew Zimmern’s travel schedule, but my passport’s not lacking in the stamp department. What makes one woman giggle could fall flat for another. Here is an example of how to promise good things to come, without crossing the border into brag-land: Must love from-scratch cinnamon rolls, spontaneous 3-day weekends, art galleries, snorkeling along secluded island reefs, and, of course, long walks on the beach – everyone on here loves those, right?
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