Rule Five: In order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early." Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls.
A: All the DNA matches and there’s no dental records Q: What is a redneck’s last words? Q: What do a gang member and a redneck have in common? Q: What do a redneck divorce and a burning meth lab have in common? A: The makeup sex Q: What do you call a relaxed redneck? A: When a girl tells you she loves you like a brother it means two very different things Q: How do you know a redneck invented the toothbrush? A: Relative dating Q: How do you know you are a real redneck? A: My Q: What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line?Still, I want to be fair and open-minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object.